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England Football Jokes

                    

Steve McLaren was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" to which the old lady replied, "no way you got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!"     Q) What do Wayne Rooney and Posh Spice have in common? A) They're both f**king good footballers!     England manager Sven Goran Eriksson told David Beckham that he was thinking about playing him in the next England friendly but may pull him off at half time. "Fantastic" said David I usually only get an orange!     England manager Sven Goran Eriksson spots a turd on the England training pitch with which he replies "Who's sh*t on the pitch?" Heskey replies "I am Boss, but I'm good in the air"

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